Welcome to Yoni's Home page!

(Last updated: 14/4/2005)

Who am I?

I am Yonatan Elhanani, a student at the Technion (Israel Institute of Technology). I study Computer Science/Mathematics/Economics. This semester I am the teaching assistant of the course "Digital Systems". You can contact me at yonie@cs (add .technion.ac.il if you're outside the Technion). If you want to know how I look like, see my photo page.

My things:

A geeky joke:

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost an electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."

A geeky lymrick:

There was a young man from Trisk,
whose lovemaking was unusually brisk.
So quick was his action,
that Lorentz contraction
shortened his willy to a disk.

Enjoy a 3D text stereogram (cross your eyes until the points meet).

A fellow studnet wishes to remove the antennas that have been set up near his home.